Say what you’d like about the Grab Ass offices, but they are always trying to improve things. Today the boss was all about building up the team that works for him. It started with trust falls….which became awkward when the boss decided to do it naked. Who does that? Bosses that's who. Next, he attempted to build a stronger connection between the employees by having them compete in a team building exercise. They played “pass the ball without using your hands”. This time, he got his whole team naked with him. Why…well the boss had some idea about improved performance, but his team lost, so what does that tell ya? The boss gave his team access to a special device they could use to improve their teamwork after losing - The Motivational Apparatus. Lay people call it a sex swing. How that could improve things is lost to us, but the boss’ team had a more positive attitude after their experience.
Length: 34:21 Rating: 100% Like Download: MP4 MOV MPG WMV
It’s bonus time in the office, and that means the boss knows he can get away with more than usual. Some say, “The boss is riding me”, but ours took off his clothes and rode us like horses. I could feel his balls on my back, but that’s nothing. I got caught playing solitaire. Even though I’m the top salesman, he still threatened to fire me if I didn’t suck his dick. I need my job, so…. I sucked thick boss cock. Then we get our bonuses. Now, last year I got a great tablet. This year… Let’s just say my bonus ended up in my ass followed by my coworkers dick. Thing is, neither of us are gay, but like I said. I need this job.
Length: 38:33 Rating: 100% Like Download: MP4 MOV MPG WMV
I had had it! I can’t take it anymore. The boss has finally crossed the line. I talked to HR today and we set up a meeting. I was going to have a one on one with him today, but when I got there The Boss was in the room with the HR guy! WTF! He sat us down and then the HR guy asked the Boss to tell his side of the story. But this was supposed to be about me airing my grievance and he goes first?! Then the boss started telling the HR guy that I forced his hand on my ass, I didn’t do that. He sexually harassed me by rubbing my chest and playing with my nipples, but he played it off like I had an itch and he was doing me a favor. He even made the HR guy think that I was the one who grabbed his dick and put it on my wrist to say “ Hey it’s 5 o’cock!” I mean really what the fuck! The HR guy took the bosses side and made me do sexual harassment sensitivity training and that if I didn’t complete them that I would be fired. This sucks! The next day the boss showed up in crutches and he got stuck in the toilet, He called me in and asked me to help him put on his pants. I couldn’t just leave him there. I’m already on thin ice and I need this job. So I helped him and then he had the audacity to ask me what I thought of his dick. What a ridiculous question. I mean a dick is a dick, right? Then he wanted me to suck it…What was I supposed to do? I sucked it. Like I said, I need this job and sometimes you got to do what you got to do right.
Length: 40:12 Rating: 100% Like Download: MP4 MOV MPG WMV
It’s always something in the Grab Ass offices. Today the boss had this brilliant plan to roast the office staff. I don't think any of us were more motivated after the boss called us gay...but that was his plan. It wasn’t as embarrassing as his next one - yoga. Not just regular yoga, oh no. Not for the boss. He just had to take things to the next level. Now naked yoga is going to be a regular thing on Tuesdays. At least I’m not the one dealing with the West Coast sales. The boss came down extra hard on the guys working on that. They put in some long, hard, hours to get those sales numbers up. I heard he put them to work on the East Coast and Midwest too. Their hard work with the boss must have been impressive. The boss is not an easy man to please.
Length: 48:36 Rating: 100% Like Download: MP4 MOV MPG WMV
This week the office gets a new employee to join the staff. His name is Josh and he was really excited to be here until another employee burst his bubble and told him about his overly friendly boss. Josh didn’t know what to expect until he got a cock handshake from his boss. Later his boss “ helped” him find a file by riding him on top of the file cabinet and then jerking him off. Things continued to get weirder with the full open chest massage that the boss felt he need because he looked tense, then he told Josh that he wanted to give him an extra interview after work to get to know him better. Thats when the boss told him that he needed to give head to get ahead in this business.
Length: 30:09 Rating: 100% Like Download: MP4 MOV MPG WMV
Welcome to another day in paradise at the Grab Ass offices. My one coworker was just trying to get some work done when our dick head boss decided to motivate him….by having him lick his cock. Well, just the tip. That’s great motivation to quit where I come from. We tried to do a CPR class, but again, our boss decided to take things to far. He replaced the CPR dummy. He bought one without a head and a huge cock. Mouth to cock resuscitation wasn’t in any of the training material we received. I was going to make copies on Friday, but our copy machine was broke. Our boss needed to make copies of his dick and balls for the office. Thanks, boss. At least he didn’t try jerking me off by the copy machine. We’re a pretty loose office environment, we have a ping pong table that we goof around with sometimes. When the boss wanted naked ping pong, a few of my coworkers ended up playing naked twister with him on top of the table. You can’t even file a TPS report around here without running into a cock in this place.
Length: 50:15 Rating: 100% Like Download: MP4 MOV MPG WMV